In Today's Weather

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Today we had snow, wet, clumpy snow that would rain down on you from the trees as it got quite windy.





That would be my red car on the street, let me just tell you it was such a joy to clean it off. *snort* Not!

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“Seriously,” Nick says, shaking his head, “we suck. We are the suckiest vampires to ever suck.”

Joe sniggers, but he quickly subsides when Nick shoots a glare in his direction.

“I’m glad somebody finds this amusing,” he snaps. “By all rights we should be ripped to pieces by now.”

“Sorry,” Joe says quietly, and Nick sighs.

“No, I’m sorry,” he says, “I didn’t mean to snap at you, I’m just-”

“An asshole?” Frankie supplies, and his brothers let out a collective gasp.

“Frankie,” Kevin says, looking utterly distressed, “you are ten years old. How do you even know words like that?”

Frankie rolls his eyes, opens his mouth to retort, but he snaps it shut when Nick’s eyes go wide with horror. Joe instantly moves in front of Nick and Kevin grabs Frankie in a mostly fruitless attempt to hide behind him.

There’s an amused chuckle, then an unreasonably lanky vampire wearing a three piece suit and – is that a bowler hat? Yep – a bowler hat strolls out of the shadows, flanked by two other vampires dressed in similar attire. One of them’s grinning kind of manically at them; the other’s staring at them with such a deadness in his eyes it makes Kevin shiver.

He honestly doesn’t know which one of them’s creepier.

(At least they’re not hunters, he reasons, though in all honesty this isn’t much better. His grip tightens on Frankie’s shoulder and he can almost feel his younger brother rolling his eyes.)

“Relax, gentleman,” the lanky vampire purrs, eyes flicking over each one of them in turn. “We aren’t here to hurt you.”

“What are you here for?” Nick asks, eyes narrowed in suspicion as he steps out in front of Joe. Joe makes a noise of protest but, honestly, Joe isn’t much better at defending himself than Nick is.

AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE IDEK IT'S REALLY STUPID *facepalms*

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*happy squee*

Nono, that is made of pure win! You need to keep going!!! MOAR!! *feeds your plot bunnies*

Okay, so Nick is going to talk to Bill aka lanky vampire, what is decided? That the baby kitten vampires caught Bill's eye and he proposes an alliance?

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Yeah, Bill's all WE JUST WANNA HELP, SRSLY, IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE STILL UNDEAD and Nick's all *suspicious angry squint* and Mike's all *creepy stare* and Bill's all OMG YOU'RE ADORABLE, YOU HAVE TO COME HOME WITH US and Kevin's all OH HEY NICK YOU WERE JUST SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT- and Nick's all SHUT UP KEVIN and Bill's all *smirky face* and Mike just rolls his eyes at them all.

...except a lot more coherently, which is what I'm having trouble with right now. IT'S JUST SO SILLY.

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Bill proposes the alliance, stating hunters hunt in this city more frequently than they're used to and they should watch out for one another.

Vampire solidarity and all.

Nick gives the suspicious angry squint.

Bill will be like, plus you're like adorable baby kitten vampires and as much as I love snacking on a good kitten, the JoBros are too adorable to left alone.

Nick declines for them, Bill is all oh well, leaves his address and then two nights later, the hutners attack and the JoBros ninja away to Bill's place for sanctuary. :D

Coherently can be an issue. But Bill is supposed to be a bit over the top even as a vampire, so a little bit of silliness is expected. :)